rampaigehalseyface: seababe: You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
angieelovee: Chinese food sounds so good right now.
kkatkkrap: justdrinktea: so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. here’s a general gist of the translation: Rudolph had a shiny nose no one liked him he cried every night then one Christmas it was dark Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient) Rudolph was useful. I SHIT YOU NOT.
This dude Riff Raff is a fucking mess.
Biggie: Number three, never trust nobody.
Guru: That goes for all of us, there ain't nobody to trust.
Tupac: Get your mind straight, trust nobody.
Nas: Fake friends who hung around, who wanna bring you down, not knowin who to trust.
Jay-Z: And trust, is a word you seldom hear from us.
AMG: I refuse to lose, so I choose few and trust none.
Andre Nickatina: I don't have no trust.
Cypress Hill: Comin up in the world, don't trust nobody.